The shirt is the artifact. The real product is the 30 days between drops — the hints, the guessing, the sealed envelope, the crack of the wax, and the moment you unfold something you've never seen before.
There are a hundred ways to buy a t-shirt. Here's why people choose to wait for ours.
Pick a category (Horror, Video Games, Football, or Cute Animals). Every month, we create a brand new tee design in your category. You get weekly hints but never see the design until it arrives in a sealed package. One tee, one story card, one sticker — delivered monthly.
$35/month for one category. Subscribe to multiple categories and the price drops — 2 categories at $32/mo each, 3 at $30/mo each, all 4 at $29/mo each. Annual billing saves an additional 20%. Free shipping on everything.
Yes. No contracts, no commitments, no cancellation fees. Hit cancel and you're out. We'd rather earn your stay every single month than lock you in.
Anytime before the next drop locks (usually 5 days before shipping). Horror today, Cute Animals tomorrow. We don't judge.
Past drops are available to purchase individually for 90 days after release at $32 each. After 90 days, they're gone forever. No restocks, no exceptions. Subscribe to never miss one.
XS through 3XL. All tees are premium 240gsm organic cotton, pre-shrunk, mid-weight, and printed with water-based inks. You pick your size when you subscribe and can change it anytime.
Yes. Free shipping worldwide. Domestic orders typically arrive within 5-7 business days. International orders within 10-14 business days.
Each week leading up to a drop, we reveal a new hint about the design on the category page. Some are redacted, some are cryptic, all are designed to build anticipation. Members love guessing what the design will be — it's become a thing.
Questions, press inquiries, artist submissions, or just want to say something — we read everything.